Wednesday, 4 July 2012
Will Ferrell and Carpet Burns
Hi everyone,
I blame Will Ferrell for my failure to be productive this evening.
I'll come to that in a minute.
Today's been a full day. The morning and afternoon were spent on two files that are coming up for reviews in the next week or two. Lunch I met with a financial planner from the bank. I was going to send Joni a summary of the information I gained but I left the paperwork at the office, so I'll do that tomorrow. Suffice to say it was a font of useful information.
By 6:30pm my brain had run out of absorptive capacity and came back here. I had dinner reasonably early (for me) and then came back up here by about 9pm. I had big plans. I had a shave and a shower early, and then I was going to do some research and draft up a couple of short essays. So the ablutive part of the plan went off without a hitch.
Did I then set down to activities historical? No.
Did I channel surf for a few seconds and get stuck on "Step Brothers"? Yes.
Did I laugh hysterically at the Judd Apatow job interview scene? Yes.
Did I laugh hysterically at the Judd Apatow job interview scene while I had a mouthful of water which I partially inhaled causing me to spend what felt like a really long time writhing on the floor gasping for air like a landed fish? Yes.
Do I now have carpet burns on my forehead as a result of the foregoing? Yes.
If anyone knows how the Hell I'll explain carpet burns on my forehead at work tomorrow, please let me know.
And now it's 11:30pm. I've failed to do anything of value with the evening, and I'm going to bed with a ton of disinfectant and moisturizer on my forehead. I'm not sure how I should feel about today, but pride isn't registering!
See you tomorrow.
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That's hilarious! Good luck with the carpet burns!
ReplyDeleteFortunately, no one asked at work. I spent last night lurking in my room at the sharehouse rather than explain to my flatmates!
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