It got me thinking, however, that it might be good to try. After all: if it worked for the old guy in the Coke ad, why not? I'll believe anything that's endorsed by a major corporation.
Anyway, I paid some money to the operator of a certain app, and also reinvigorated my profile on another faith-based app. The results were ... well ... disappointing. From the first -
Now, possibly my standards are too inflexible (there was a lot of swiping left). Or possibly I'm not made for this world in its more secular orientation. That's plausible, right? This lead me to the second option, which was church-based. This had a desirable quality of being up-front about the lay of the land:
All of which leaves me here with about 20 days to run on a fairly useless subscription of which I've now stopped the renewal.
I'm not quite sure what to make of this exercise, save perhaps to be grateful the universe cut to the chase. The world is still full of other and better experiences than dates; I'd better go out and explore a few more of them!